Abe’s Not Best Dressed List

Tuesday, August 16, 2011
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Olivia Wilde no comprende Ingles. For weeks I have telling her to hire a better stylist. Here at the Do Something Awards, she wore a dress that could have been yanked off the back of Pentecostal Evangelist Aimee Semple McPherson.

See what I mean?

You can take the girl off the Jersey Shore but you can not get the sand out of her head. The blue fake eyes, the accessories.

Whoever this is...Yikes.

I am glad Demi Lovato is on the right track, but in this Disney On Ice number, I'd like to see her do a Triple Salchow.

Ryan Cabrera has to retire this look already. It is tragic.

And while I'm at it, Adam Lambert should get a gardener up in his coif, too. He looks like an extra in True Blood at Fangtasia.

You can only expect so much from the crowd at an event held at Ricky's. Here Eva and Derek live up to all my expectations. Do I need to know she is going commando? Fotz.

Without being mean, I would suggest looking at whether the prints of your dresses clash before all photo ops.

It seems to be an ongoing issue.

Will we ever see the end of this Jersey Shore overload? We have unleashed the tacky demons.

Patricia Duff (right) sports this Roaring 20's number, which would have been better suited for someone in their roaring twenties.

Sorry, but if you have man boobs like Al Roker, you must wear a looser T-Shirt. Period. To quote Valerie Cherish from The Comeback, "I don't need to see that!"

Just to prove my point about those people at the Ricky's party. Ridic.

This girl was at the Midsummer Nights Dream Ball, whereas nightmare is the operative word.








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