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Abe’s Not Best Dressed List @ The Emmys

Monday, September 19, 2011
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I was not slayed by Gwenyth Paltrow's Pucci. The shadowing on her midriff sometimes looked like cottage cheese and we know her tummy is as tight as a drum.




Thought that the fit on Katie Homes' Calvin Klein was not great. And where are her own designs?


This Dior number was a bit old ladyish and did not best serve Minka Kelly. She should have yanked off the sleeves. I know, she was trying to be the demure one of the Charlie's Angels.


Nope.


You know, if Christina Hendricks walked into your wedding or Bar Mitzvah in this get up, you would call her a kurva (whore in Yiddish).


Paz de la Huerta = Shrek, which in Yiddish means horror.


Whoever you are... yikes.


Not flattering from this angle. Hence, don't wear it.


This dress makes Ariel Winter, a teenager, look like a mother-of-the-bride.


And Heather Morris looks like the aunt-of-the-bride.


Kyle Richards should have taken off one accessory, namely ten yards of fabric from that dress.


Whatever.


Oy.
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